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Boys locker room infested with Axe particles and moldy food; Biohazard team arrives
By: Ayla Ozturk Today, April 1, the boys locker room was discovered to be infested with Axe Spray particles and moldy food. A biohazard team was immediately called after swim […]
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Pool Freezes Over; Swim Team to Become Hockey Team
By: Ayla Ozturk Published April 1st, 2022 Redwood High School’s pool, located in central California, has become a big block of ice. The weather suddenly dropped to -3439485 degrees last […]
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Art Student Spills Paint; Sierra Vista Evacuated
By: Ayla Ozturk April 1st, 2022. In an art class, spilling paint can get you 20 years in prison. There are robots that ensure the safety of the paint. A […]
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Bridge to be Demolished; Sierra Vista Campus to Become Freshmen Only
By: Ayla Ozturk April 1st, 2022. The community was shocked when Principal Cat Chin announced that the classic bridge connecting the two campuses would be demolished. Sharon McLovin, PTA [Parents […]
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